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Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.


  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Camping & Living Legends
  • Really smells like Woodland Berries & a cacauphony of Evergreen Trees
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • Proudly Made in the USA

Each spray of your Turdcules Toilet Elixir deploys a massive fleet of microscopic, turd-tacklin' battleships, barricading your belligerently, baneful brown bio-bombs beneath the surface of the porcelain sea.

For decades, society has gradually lowered the gavel of oppression on our manhood, and we say ENOUGH! The days of glitter beards and fruity beers are over, and a Man-volution will rise from the grease and sawdust to capture what was once ours…the toilet.

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The Mountain Man Collection includes three 2 fl/oz bottles of Turdcules Toilet Elixirs - that's 300+ trips to the throne!


  • Turdcules Toilet Elixir - The Mountain Man Collection
  • Collection includes Sasquat, LogSplitter, and Tennessee Hangover
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • Proudly Made in the USA
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