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Interested in carrying Turdcules in your retail shop?

We've partnered with Faire to allow you to order your products online! In addition to easy ordering, we now offer the following benefits through Faire:

  1. Net 60 terms on all orders for brick & mortar stores
  2. Free returns on your first order
  3. Limited time: $200 credit to use on your first order with us when you sign up!

Just click here to order online.

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