Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.
- Turdcules LogSplitter Toilet Elixir
- Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
- Really smells like Leather, Pine & Moss
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA