In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nose-buds.
- FREE Gift Box w/every bottle!
- Doesn't just COVER odors, Turdcules ELIMINATES odors by bonding with sulfur and nitrogen molecules
- The perfect Valentine's Day and Father's Day gift!
- Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
- Really smells like Teak Wood & Pirate Rum
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA
ORDER BY DEC 18th for Christmas Delivery!