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Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Free Gift Box w/each bottle.
  • Doesn't just COVER odors, Turdcules ELIMINATES odors by bonding with sulfur and nitrogen molecules
  • The perfect Valentine's Day and Father's Day gift!
  • Smells like Camping & Living Legends
  • Really smells like Evergreen Trees & Wild Berries
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE - Use in your boat or RV!
  • Proudly Made in the USA

ORDER BY DEC 18th for Christmas Delivery!

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Eliminate odors on a molecular level!

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