$12.99 x 3 = $38.97
INCLUDES FREE GIFT BOX!
There are very few with the guttural fortitude to tackle 20 nuclear wings, 30 raw oysters, 12 beers, 8 1/2 wine coolers and an entire pan of Cherries Jubilee and live to tell the tale. There are even fewer with the gall to survive the unrelenting fartillery barrage of molten-mud missiles reeking havoc the morning after. With Turdcules' "Craptain's Choice" Collection, we pay homage to one such fabled figure. Whether you're making wake with a posterior-porpoise or firing off a rectal-rocket, the Craptain's got you covered.
The Craptain's Choice Collection includes three 2 fl/oz bottles of Turdcules Toilet Elixirs - that's 300+ trips to the throne!
- Turdcules Toilet Elixir - The Craptain's Choice Collection
- Collection includes Pooseidon, Turdpedo and Turdally Awesome
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA
ORDER BY DEC 18th for Christmas Delivery!