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Deep within the belly of every man, woman, and child, a tiny fire burns. It's a fire that can only be stoked by gumption. Stoking that fire when the time is right, sets the stage for your next move to be truly legendary. With Turdcules' "Legendary" Collection, you'll be equipped with an arsenal of righteously, liberating scents to watch your back while your lobbing gravy-grenades at the Battle of Browntown. There's a Legend inside of you, friend. Just give it a little push.

The Legendary Collection includes ALL seven 2 fl/oz bottles of Turdcules Toilet Elixirs - that's 700+ trips to the throne!

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