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A true Mountain Man respects Mother Nature and dutifully protects and nourishes her wilderness. In return, she lovingly provides him with food, water, shelter and the freedom to grunt out a monstrous pile of bear bait wherever he sees fit. With Turdcules' "Mountain Man" Collection, you, too, can have the freedom to peacefully produce majestic mountains of sewer sausage while keeping your scent off the wind.

The Mountain Man Collection includes three 2 fl/oz bottles of Turdcules Toilet Elixirs - that's 300+ trips to the throne!

COLLECTION DETAILS

  • Turdcules Toilet Elixir - The Mountain Man Collection
  • Collection includes Sasquat, LogSplitter, and Tennessee Hangover
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA
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