FREE SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS!


 

Cement your legacy as King of the Commode by donning this most triumphant headpiece! Just in case the golden Turdcules® logo doesn't fully exert your dominance, we've made this crown in red, white, and blue. Colors that don't run for a King who has the runs.

FREE SHIPPING!

Sold out

Close (esc)

POPUP HEADER

Use this popup to embed a mailing list sign up form. Alternatively use it as a simple call to action with a link to a product or a page.

Age verification

By clicking enter you are verifying that you are old enough to consume alcohol.

Search

Shopping Cart

Your cart is currently empty.
Shop Now