When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.
- FREE Gift Box w/every bottle!
- Doesn't just COVER odors, Turdcules ELIMINATES odors by bonding with sulfur and nitrogen molecules
- The perfect Valentine's Day and Father's Day gift!
- Smells like Sunburns & Victory
- Really smells like Gunpowder, Motor Oil, Grapefruit & Lime
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- Proudly Made in the USA
ORDER BY DEC 18th for Christmas Delivery!