Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.
- Free Gift Box w/each bottle.
- Doesn't just COVER odors, Turdcules ELIMINATES odors by bonding with sulfur and nitrogen molecules
- The perfect Valentine's Day and Father's Day gift!
- Smells like Camping & Living Legends
- Really smells like Evergreen Trees & Wild Berries
- 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
- SEPTIC-SAFE - Use in your boat or RV!
- Proudly Made in the USA
ORDER BY DEC 18th for Christmas Delivery!