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There’s somethin’ special about the bond between a Grandfather and their grandchildren. From coffee to pipe tobacco, this dude’s musk had been expertly crafted from years of bad-assery. When he spoke; you listened as if he were ancient living history. With Turdcules’ There’s Somethin’ Brewing Toilet Elixir, you’ll travel back to simpler times when morning coffee, a morning smoke and morning movement were the best way to start the day.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Turdcules There's Somethin' Brewing Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Wisdom & Grandpa's Stories
  • Really smells like coffee beans, Cuban cigar leaves and cherry pipe tobacco
  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA
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